This song tells a story, so it's very
important that the characters are ALL
represented in this order. Mister Sulu
is at the helm, Lt. Uhura monitoring the
sensors, Spock is turned to for analysis,
Dr. McCoy is asked "Is it Radiation, Dr.
McCoy? we then turn to the engineer, Mr.
Scott for more power, and finally Captain
James Tiberius Kirk is forced to lead a
landing party. Before beginning, the
audience is divided into six sections,
one for each character.
Chorus:
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
on the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the Universe,
Always goin' forward, 'cause we can't find
reverse!
Mr. Sulu:
The Enterprise is slowing down,
slowing down, slowing down.
The Enterprise is slowing down,
slowing down, Jim!
Lt. Uhura:
There's Klingons on the starboard
bow, Starboard bow, starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard
bow, starboard bow, Jim!
Mr. Spock:
It's life Jim, but not as we know
it, not as we know it, not as we
know it.
It's life Jim, but not as we know
it, not as we know it, Captain.
Dr. McCoy:
It's worse than that, he's dead,
Jim. dead, Jim, dead Jim.
It's worse than that, he's dead,
Jim. Dead, Jim, dead!
Engineer Scott:
(In your best Scottish
accent)
You cannot change the laws of
physics, laws of physics,
laws of physics.
You cannot change the laws of
physics, laws of physics,
Jim!
Captain Kirk:
We Come in Peace (shoot to kill!)
Shoot to kill, shoot to kill.
We Come in Peace (shoot to kill!)
Shoot to kill, men!
Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was white as snow,
Shouting out the battle cry of
freedom.
And everywhere that Mary went, the
lamb was sure to go,
Shouting out the battle cry of
freedom.
Chorus:
Hurrah for Mary, hurrah for
the lamb,
Hurrah for the teacher, who didn't
give a particle,
If all the lambs in Oregon came
marching into school,
Shouting out the battle cry of
freedom.
Chorus
Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece
was black as soot,
Shouting out the battle cry of
freedom.
And everywhere that Mary went, it's
sooty foot he put,
Shouting out the battle cry of
freedom.
Chorus
Mary had a little lamb, she put it
on the shelf,
Shouting out the battle cry of
freedom.
And every time it wagged it's tail
it spanked it's little self,
Shouting out the battle cry of
freedom.
Chorus
Mary had a little lamb, she tied it
in the closet,
Shouting out the battle cry of
freedom.
And every time it turned around, it
left a little deposit,
Shouting out the battle cry of
freedom.
Chorus
Mary had a little lamb, she tied it
to the heater,
Shouting out the battle cry of
freedom.
And every time it turned around, it
burned it's little seater,
Shouting out the battle cry of
freedom.
Chorus
Mary had a little lamb, you've
heard this tale before,
Shouting out the battle cry of
freedom.
But have you heard she passed the
plate and had a little more,
Shouting out the battle cry of
freedom.
Chorus
SLOWER:
Mary had a little lamb, but now the
lamb is dead,
Shouting out the battle cry of
freedom.
Poor Mary takes the lamb to school,
between two hunks of bread,
Shouting out the battle cry of
freedom.
To the tune of "Finiculee Finicula"
One day I took with me upon the
subway,
My Boy Scout Hat, My Boy Scout Hat.
I laid it down upon the seat beside
me,
My Boy Scout Hat, My Boy Scout Hat.
A big Scoutmaster came and sat upon
it.
My Boy Scout hat, he squashed it
flat!
A big Scoutmaster came and sat upon
it.
My Boy Scout Hat, he squashed it
flat!
Christopher Columbus! Now what do
ya' think of that?
A big Scoutmaster sat upon my hat.
My hat he broke, and that's no
joke!
My hat he broke and that's no
joke!...
Cristopher Columbus! Now what do
ya' think of that?
I've got sixpence, jolly, jolly
sixpence,
I've got sixpence to last me all my
life.
I've got tupence to spend and
tupence to lend, and tupence to
send home to my wife, poor wife.
CHORUS:
No cares have I to grieve me,
No pretty little girls to
deceive me,
I'm happy as a lark, believe me,
As we go rolling rolling home.
Rolling home, (rolling home),
Rolling home, (rolling home),
By the light of the silvery moon,
Happy as the day, that we line up
for our pay, as we go rolling,
rolling home.
I've got fourpence, jolly, jolly
fourpence,
I've got fourpence to last me all
my life.
I've got tupence to spend and
tupence to lend, and no pence to
send home to my wife, poor wife.
CHORUS
I've got tupence, jolly, jolly
tupence, I've got tupence to last
me all my life.
I've got tupence to spend and no
pence to lend, and no pence to
send home to my wife, poor wife.
CHORUS
I've got no pence, jolly, jolly no
pence, I've got no pence to last
me all my life.
I've got no pence to spend and no
pence to lend, and no pence to
send home to my wife, poor wife.
I love to go a-wandering along the
mountain track,
And as I go, I love to sing,
My nap-sack on my back.
Valderee, valderah, Valderee,
valderah ha ha ha ha ha.
Valderee, valderah, my nap-sack on
my back.
I love to wander by the brook that
dances in the sun.
So joyously it calls to me,
Come join my happy fun.
Valderee, valderah, Valderee,
valderah ha ha ha ha ha.
Valderee, valderah, my nap-sack on
my back.
I wave my hat to all I meet, and
they wave back to me,
And blackbirds call so loud and
sweet, from every greenwood
tree.
Valderee, valderah, Valderee,
valderah ha ha ha ha ha.
Valderee, valderah, my nap-sack on
my back.
Oh, may I go a-wandering, until the
day I die,
Oh may I always laugh and sing,
Beneath God's clear blue sky.
Valderee, valderah, Valderee,
valderah ha ha ha ha ha.
Valderee, valderah, my nap-sack on
my back.
(Tune:"On Wisconsin")
Trail the Eagle, Trail the Eagle,
Climbing all the time.
First the Star, and then the Life,
Will on your bosom shine.
Keep climbing!
Blaze the trail and we will follow,
Hark the Eagle's
call;
On, brothers, on until we're Eagles
all.
For this song the leader sings the
first line and the audience answers
back with the question. Then the
leader answers with the new verse
followed by the previous ones as in
the "twelve days of Christmas.
I'll sing you one ho.
Green grow the rushes, ho, what is
your one ho?
One is one and all alone and ever
more shall be it so!
I'll sing you two ho.
Green grow the rushes, ho, what is
your two ho?
Two, two lilly white boys clothed
all in green, ho. And one is on and
all alone and ever more will be it
so!
3. Three, three arivals.
4. Four for the gospel makers.
5. Five for the symbols at your
door.
6. Six for the six proud walkers.
7. Seven for the seven stars in
the sky.
8. Eight for the April rainers.
9. Nine for the nine bright
shiners.
10. Ten for the ten comandments.
11. Eleven for the 'leven that went
to heaven.
12. Twelve for the twelve
Apostles.
There are snakes, snakes, snakes,
Big as garden rakes,
At the store, at the store.
There are snakes, snakes, snakes,
Big as garden rakes,
At the Quartermaster's Store
CHORUS:
My eyes are dim, I can not see, I
have not brought my specks with
me.
I have not brought my specks with
me.
There are mice, mice, mice,
Running through the rice...
There are rats, rats, rats,
As big as alley cats...
There are spiders, spiders,
spiders,
Swimming in the cider...
There are fleas, fleas, fleas,
Landing on the cheese... &nb
